Event jokes

This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?

Because it was Halloween!

Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?

"Happy Death-Day To You!"

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?

Between 2 buttcheeks.

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.

When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.

U were accidental.

Why can't an orphan go on away games?

Their parent will never show up!

Is anyone going to Sawcon?