Event jokes
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
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A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
U were accidental.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."