Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Event Jokes
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
U were accidental.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Prom (DYM 85).
Your future.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
