Event jokes
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A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
U were accidental.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
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Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(