Happy Death-Day

What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?

"Happy Death-Day To You!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, smarty pants. The joke is that instead of singing "Happy Birthday" for someone's birthday, you sing "Happy Death-Day" for a dead person's birthday. Get it? You probably don't because you're dumb as a rock. I bet you still use Internet Explorer. Sad.

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