Event jokes
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.