Event jokes

Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?

The finish line at the marathon bombing.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Yo mama so OLD...

Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

Ammon died.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

Have a great year!

Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?

12 year old me: Yeah!

Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?

Me: What?

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.