Event jokes
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Ammon died.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!