Event jokes
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.