Event jokes
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Asians will tell you:
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Ammon died.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.