"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
What time is it when you get home?
Ammon died.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Louie being born.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
