Event jokes

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Yo mama so OLD...

Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

Ammon died.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

Have a great year!

Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?

12 year old me: Yeah!

Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?

Me: What?

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.

What time is it when you get home?

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear

Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"

What do you call a bunch of people near each other?

The start of the Hollacoast.

I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!

Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!

I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!