Event jokes

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"9/11."

"9/11 who?"

"You said you'd never forget!"

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

WTF happened?

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!