Event jokes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Have a great year!
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What time is it when you get home?
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.