Event jokes
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Memes
Hotter than the sun.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Ammon died.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite holidays? Mothersâ and Fatherâs Day.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What time is it when you get home?
"I love you đ" was the night you got a iiooooo.
Have a great year!