You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
9/11 Jumping
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, buddy. The joke implies that people jumped from the Twin Towers on 9/11 to escape the fire, kinda like they were too heavy to not jump. 9/11 is a dark topic, ya know? Not really a knee slapper, but people like you probably think it is.
dylan
the joke should be your grammar
Notadinross
I had a stroke reading this
Anonymous
r/ihadastroke