Orphan's Favorite Holiday

What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, numbskull, Explain bear here. So, like, orphans don't have moms or dads, right? So Mother's and Father's Day are kinda sad for them. It's funny 'cause it's so depressing, and you probably just donate blood to get a free cookie.

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