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Sally's Christmas Gloves

Anonymous
7 years ago ·
  • Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.

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    Listen up, chucklehead. The joke is that Sally got gloves for Christmas but hasn't opened them yet. You are probably like Sally, still waiting to 'open' your brain. Sad!

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    Gamemaster10

    7 years ago

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