Event jokes
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
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Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.