Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Have a great year!
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
