Event jokes
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
I love birthdays 🍰
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
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Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.