Event jokes
What do you read on Halloween?
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Memes
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.