Event jokes
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
9/11.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!