Event jokes
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
9/11.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.