Event jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Just do it.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?

He had no-body to go with.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

9/11.

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!