Event

Event Jokes

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.