Event jokes
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
What do you read on Halloween?
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
9/11.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.