Event jokes
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Memes
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Just do it.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
9/11.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)