You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
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Listen up, buttercup, because Explain Bear's gotta lay some knowledge on ya. So, the dude thinks he's gonna chow down at the buffet, but then this big lady shows up and decides he looks like a snack. Next thing he knows, he's the main course! It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize.