9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how the person was conceived. They're saying that nine months before they were born, their dad took their mom to a party, and well, you know, the dad and mom left the party TOGETHER which resulted in the user's birth nine months later. Some people don't like to think about this, but you know... that's probably because you are ugly and nobody would do that with you!