Event jokes
What do you read on Halloween?
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Memes
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!