Event jokes
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
WTF happened?
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."