Event jokes
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
WTF happened?
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
What do you read on Halloween?
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!