Event jokes
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
9/11.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.