Event jokes
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Just do it.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.