Event jokes
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.