Event jokes
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
WTF happened?
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?