Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
