Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Event Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽‍♂️
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
