How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What runs but never stop
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
My fitness guru said that if I got raped it would help me in future marathons
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.
What's long hard and bloody? The Boston marathon
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