Marathon

Marathon jokes

Foot

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

Blast

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Vegan

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you.

Memes

Africa

How do you get 1 million followers:

{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }

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  • Fitness

    My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.

    Sex

    They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

    Runner

    I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

    Hairline

    This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

    Russia

    Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

    Memes

    Community

    Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe

    Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more

    Yall ima do a harry potter marathon becuase my dad knows NOTHING so it'll take a few days