Marathon

Marathon Jokes

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away

They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.