Entertainment jokes
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Memes
Me and Who?
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!