Entertainment jokes
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
The Twilight fanbase.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
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I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!