Entertainment jokes
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Memes
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"