Entertainment jokes
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
More jokes.
What is fun? Everyone.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.