Entertainment jokes

I have some jokes about popcorn.

Nah, they're too corny.

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

What movie does an orphan hate?

"Spider-Man: Far From Home."

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.