Entertainment jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Five nights at tyler’s
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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