What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Entertainment Jokes
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Just laugh.
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What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
