Entertainment jokes
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
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What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
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Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.