Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
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Alright listen up, genius. This dude goes to the doctor, right? Doc tells him he's never gonna walk again. Then, get this, the dude says it doesn't matter because he sucks so bad at football that even if he was playing for the Miami Dolphins, they'd still be terrible! You see, it's funny because the Dolphins are known to be bad.