Entertainment jokes
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Most of the jokes are trash.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Memes
PORNHUB
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!