Entertainment jokes
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
the future is now
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
PORNHUB
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.