Entertainment jokes
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What time is fun?
Time for games!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
This website hahahahahahaha!
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.