Entertainment jokes
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Most of the jokes are trash.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
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