Entertainment jokes
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
PORNHUB
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Memes
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)