Entertainment jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Memes
the future is now
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.