Entertainment jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Most of the jokes are trash.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.