Entertainment jokes
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Memes
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.