Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Entertainment Jokes
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
