Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.