Entertainment jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Memes
When u show ur friend a magic trick
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Just laugh.
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What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
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Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
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