Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Memes
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Just laugh.
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What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
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Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
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Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Porn.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.