Entertainment jokes
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Just laugh.
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What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Porn.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
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Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?