Entertainment jokes
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
GTA 6
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
Two baby seals walk into a club.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy