Entertainment jokes
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Just laugh.
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What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
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Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
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Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Porn.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.