Entertainment jokes
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Just laugh.
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Subscribe to PewDiePie now!
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Porn.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.