Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
we're talking the orphans to the movies we are watching spiderman no way home
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
What sort of movies do cows like to watch? Moosicals
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
