Cinema

Cinema Jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

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  • Shark

    If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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  • Titanic

    My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

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  • Orphan

    I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

    Movie

    What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

    Icy dead people.

    Memes

    Anal Sex

    What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

    One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

    Film

    Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

    Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

    Movie

    What’s a bird’s favorite movie?

    The Parrots of the Caribbean.

    Theater

    Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

    A: They were both shot in a theater.

    Star Wars

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

    Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

    Orphan

    We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

    Cow

    Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

    Cow

    What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

    Movie

    Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

    Babysitting

    Dating 101:

    Here's what you do:

    1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.