Cinema jokes
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
So cinema.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow