Cinema jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Memes
My mom:what movie do u want to see. Me:uhhh-
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.