What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is for real special people. See, a "pork chop" is a cut of meat from a pig, right? And "Chopped" is a cooking TV show. So, when the pig gets stabbed, he becomes a pork chop. And his fave TV show is "Pork Chopped". Get it? You are so lucky to have me, Explain Bear, the most smart bear, to help you out with this stuff!