Entertainment jokes
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
When u show ur friend a magic trick
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.