Entertainment jokes

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!

So cinema.

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.

Eggy joke for all to enjoy!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"