Entertainment jokes
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT