Entertainment jokes

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?

Because they have no parental guidance.

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down.

How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?

House of Pain—"Jump Around."

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he wanted to drop higher bars!