Entertainment jokes
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Memes
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What is fun? Everyone.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
More jokes.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!