Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Entertainment Jokes
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
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When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
More jokes.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
