Entertainment jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
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Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."