Boredom Jokes

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.

Son: Why, Dad?

Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.

What do depressed people do when they’re bored?

They “Hang” Out.

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

I'm so fucking bored.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.