Boredom jokes

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.

Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.

"What the heck are you doing here?"

"I couldn't sleep."

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

What do depressed people do when they’re bored?

They “Hang” Out.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.