Entertainment jokes

What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

What’s a orphan's fav movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?

Answer: Because he sucks!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.