Entertainment jokes
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
The worst joke is no joke ;)
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.