Entertainment jokes
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.