Entertainment jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming"

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Full House."

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."