Entertainment jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."