I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Entertainment Jokes
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Who's Lil John?
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
