Entertainment jokes
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
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What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.