Entertainment jokes
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
When u show ur friend a magic trick
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
The worst joke is no joke ;)
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?