Entertainment jokes
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Not funny joke.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"