Entertainment jokes
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What is hell to you?
Jesus!!!!!
He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.
But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!
And our Eternal Heaven!!
Porn *sex noises*
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!