Entertainment jokes
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.