Entertainment jokes
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Memes
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.