Entertainment jokes
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.