Entertainment jokes

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they're not laughing now!

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?

I have to Pikashoe.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!

Me: I got 60 kills!

My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!

Me: What's Call of Duty?

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

What’s a orphan's fav movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.