His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Entertainment Jokes
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
