Entertainment jokes
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.