Entertainment jokes
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Who's Lil John?
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.