Entertainment jokes

Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Let's go, Brendan Fraser!

What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?

Rainbow Six Siege

Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

Q. Which game does necro like the most?

Into the dead part 1.

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

Who tells the best chicken jokes?

Comedi-hens!