Entertainment jokes

What do you call a group of teenage emos?

Suicide squad.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

The worst joke is no joke ;)

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming"

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Full House."

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?