Entertainment jokes
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
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What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.