Entertainment jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Who's Lil John?
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎