Entertainment jokes
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Memes
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Who's Lil John?
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.