Entertainment jokes

Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.

Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.

Which band doesn’t make music?

One Direction.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.

"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!

What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

"Gotta number one victory royale."

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

Yo mama is Dora.

Why did I make this joke?

Because I love jokes!

By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because there's too many jokes about Sally.