Entertainment jokes
I'm a clown.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
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What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!