Entertainment jokes
Pacman
Up (DYM 94).
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Just laugh.
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Any more song suggestions?
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.