Emotion jokes

My depression is depressed.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!

Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

We gate.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can finally get love.