Emotion jokes
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
water puppy
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
We gate.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.