Emotion jokes
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
water puppy
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?