Emotion jokes

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

Why is jelly laughing a lot?

Because his friend goes nuts!

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

I don't want to die.

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

My depression is depressed.

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

Wanna come hang out with me?

Why was the emo jealous of the orange?

It came precut.

Can emo kids get happy meals?

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can finally get love.