Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Emotion Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
We gate.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
