Emotion jokes
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.