Emotion jokes
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
I'm all panic and no disco.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
My life.
Kill me, please.
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
The rain is my tears.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.