Emotion jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

I don't want to die.

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

Ice cream is just like I scream.

Are you choked?

Wanna come hang out with me?

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.