Emotion jokes

I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?

Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.

There was a lot of traffic and Bob stopped.

Babu is not a child. Helmets, helmets, flares, and light gloves — which should be his undoing today — are part of the Grünsen man's music.

Risk: like Kuchi in Erdjeskos Age: after coax-caramel herring sauce.

Bob Oberstein stands on the fabric of the Tapich expedition, measuring the short axis in centimeters for the short Everest. It's not funny, but the rubber star is moved 90 degrees to the right, but it happens. Tiny Fossel bans button furong. Bob Warler. Dan Grip.

"Oh," said Bob.

Weapons are dangerous and brutal.

Long world!

Here's Bob Gusko's Purselbaum starting to do it. Shaun Aram needs to take those big steps forward.

Sing a song!

The main series of Night Remnants is Bright Rainbows and Underworld by Stuart Haystack.

Cars — Cars — Everything!

The centrifugal forces losses are high. Bob's legs no longer adhere to Dam Dirk's Hilton. You can fill your stomach with three types of pilaf. At that time, the team that worked forever released the LEGO-Tele of Trep Hinab. Bob spins quickly and is yellow-blue.

Hmm!

The final stage: Bob's Torso Destroy action film manner over the laminate of the floor try only. Go to his leg and stop at Hastor.

People.

Donkey Bob tricks Commodus with his snow harp. Good science. But if the house of God says: If you are in the Bescherung District, around the house, you cannot do that.

"The war against slaves..." Bob's comment was emotional.

My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.

I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.

I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.

Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.

Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"

Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?

Because women are emotional and full of drama.

People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

I got sad today.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.