Emotion jokes
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
I got sad today.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.