Emotion jokes

People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

I got sad today.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.