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Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
