Emotion

Emotion jokes

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.