Emotion jokes

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

Wanna come hang out with me?

Who wants to laugh about life with me?

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

Ice cream is just like I scream.

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

I don't want to die.

Are you choked?

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

Why is jelly laughing a lot?

Because his friend goes nuts!

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.