Emotion jokes
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
Wanna come hang out with me?
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Ice cream is just like I scream.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
My depression is depressed.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.