Emotion jokes
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
Wanna come hang out with me?
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
Are you choked?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.