Emotion jokes

Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

We gate.

Who wants to laugh about life with me?

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."