How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
You should always be happy about family and love.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
