Emotion jokes
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Can emo kids get happy meals?
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Wanna come hang out with me?
We gate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!