Emotion jokes

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

We gate.

Are you choked?

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

Can emo kids get happy meals?

Why was the emo jealous of the orange?

It came precut.

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can finally get love.

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

Wanna come hang out with me?

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!