Emotion jokes

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.

(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

Quote for the day.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)

Worried I am dead.

I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.

Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.

I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.

Feel free to comment.

What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

- Charlie Chaplin

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.

If gay means happy, then I am now straight.

What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?

Her abortion.

It's not rape if you're both crying.