Emotion jokes
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
My depression is depressed.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.