Did you hear about the gay choirboy? He chocked on his first hymn.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Are you choked
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
a bully chokes me I simply say jokes on you I like being chocked :)
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
Roses are red Violets are blue Once I'n done choking you You will be too.
What do turtals and lesbians have in comen
they both choke on plastic
What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
when you accidently choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that its your sister so who gives a f..k
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common They both choke on plastic
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times
I have a choking kink, so i will enjoy hanging.
