Emotion jokes
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
I hate nightmares.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.