Emotion jokes

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

I love Mekhi!

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

I laughed at my life so hard.

I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

Onions was a good dog.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

I'll really mist ya.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

I love you, Tina!

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.