Emotion jokes
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
I got sad today.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
This is a bad day for me.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
I'm dead inside.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
I hate nightmares.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.