Emotion jokes

I hate nightmares.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

I love you, Tina!

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

I laughed at my life so hard.

I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

Onions was a good dog.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

I love Mekhi!

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.