Emotion jokes
I love Mekhi!
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Bluey
I laughed at my life so hard.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
I love you, Tina!
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I'll really mist ya.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
This is a bad day for me.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
I'm dead inside.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?