Emotion jokes

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

I'll really mist ya.

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

I love you, Tina!

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

This is a bad day for me.