Emotion jokes

Some guy: making a sandwich.

Me: *rages* to put the ham in!

Oh, you're jealous now.

Hahahahahahah I'm dying.

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

What music do depressed people listen to?

"I Believe I Can Fly."

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

What's the difference between a man and a table?

The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?

No one cries when they cut up the viola.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.

Hi! 👋 I love! 💕

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

Like if depressed.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.