Emotion jokes
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
When he figures out your 12:
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
I hate nightmares.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
I love Mekhi!