Emotion jokes
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
I want to die.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Like if depressed.
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
I have it.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
I love you.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.