Emotion jokes
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
I want to die.
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
I have it.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Like if depressed.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
I love you.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
There's nothing else that can beat up dog.
What's up, dog?
Just my depression!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]