Emotion jokes

Friend: You ok, man?

Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...

Hi 👋 I love you!

Can emos eat happy meals?

I want to die.

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Like if depressed.

I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.

I have it.

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

What time do you think dogs are not happy?

Bulldogs.

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

What do you say to a depressed person?

"I like ya cut, G."

I love you.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

Guy feels something on his back.

“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”

“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”

There's nothing else that can beat up dog.

What's up, dog?

Just my depression!

Throw a plate.

It’s broken, right?

Say “sorry” to it.

Did it fix back?

No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.