Emotion jokes

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?

Answer: Loneliness.

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

Hi 👋 I love you!

Friend: You ok, man?

Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...

I want to die.

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Like if depressed.

I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

I have it.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

I raped a girl and I liked it.

I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

What time do you think dogs are not happy?

Bulldogs.

What do you say to a depressed person?

"I like ya cut, G."

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

I love you.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

Guy feels something on his back.

“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”

“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”

There's nothing else that can beat up dog.

What's up, dog?

Just my depression!