Emotion jokes
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
It's not rape if you're both crying.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.