Emo jokes
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What do emos do?
Hang.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Myself.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.