Emo jokes
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Who is your mum?
An emo.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Noob butter eater.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Eat this, peppe.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
What is a monkey with a head?
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!