Emo jokes
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Who is your mum?
An emo.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Noob butter eater.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Eat this, peppe.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
What is a monkey with a head?
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!