Emo jokes
Can I get a Hoyah?
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
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What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.