Emo jokes
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!