Emo jokes
What do emos do?
Hang.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Who left him hanging?
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.