What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call a group of emos
The suasied squid
What’s an emo called Anna
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
My classmates?
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football I hear they have good hang time
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
