Emo jokes
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.