Emo

Emo jokes

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.