Emo jokes
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."