Emo

Emo Jokes

Kid

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Problem

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

Pizza

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

Emo kid

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

Law

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

Daughter

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

Depression

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Emo kid

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.