I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Emo Jokes
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
