Emo jokes
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.