Emo jokes
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.