I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I got written up on 'Take Your Daughter To Work Day.' Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
What do us emos all have in common? Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue alot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
