Emo Kid's Wish

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about an emo kid who wants to die and a silent kid who is willing to help him out. It's funny because it's dark and twisted, just like your search history probably is, you weirdo.

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