Subculture

Subculture Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans like emos?

Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.

Emo kid

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

Emo

How do emos compliment each other?

They say, "I like your cuts g."

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  • Pea

    What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?

    They both have barcodes.

    Emo people

    Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

    Emo

    What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

    Two beeps went off.

    Emo

    Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

    Friend

    Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: So they would hang themselves.

    Emo

    I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

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  • Emo kid

    How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?

    None, because they all cry in the dark.