Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Like if you know someone is emo.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
