Subculture jokes
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
When you can't pick
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Emos love jumping for joy.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.