Emo jokes
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Who left him hanging?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Caca.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.