Emo jokes
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
You're a joke!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.