Emo

Emo jokes

Part

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Emo kid

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

Problem

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

Bar

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

Girl

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

Bird

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.