Emo jokes
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Who left him hanging?
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Caca.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Imagine being emo.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"