Emo jokes

Friends = your power level.

Emo kid = power level: 0000.

Who left him hanging?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

Baka!

Caca.

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

Imagine being emo.

Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Can I get a Hoyah?

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

Emo

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.