Emo jokes

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

Caca.

Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

Baka!

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

Imagine being emo.

Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Can I get a Hoyah?

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

Emo

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.

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What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!