Emo jokes

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

Baka!

Caca.

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

Imagine being emo.

Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Can I get a Hoyah?

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

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What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.