Emo jokes
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Caca.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Baka!
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Imagine being emo.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Can I get a Hoyah?
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Emo
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.