Emo jokes
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Clit
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Who left him hanging?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Caca.