Emo jokes
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Hoi!
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.