Emo jokes
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
My classmates?
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"