Emo jokes
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
My classmates?
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.