Emo jokes
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
My classmates?
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"