What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. So, you got this emo kid, right? All sad and mopey. Then you find out he's gay, which means he likes dudes. "Fruit" is a slang term for a gay dude, and "Fruit Ninja" is a popular game. Get it? He's a "Fruit Ninja" because he's a gay emo kid. You are not smart, because you needed Explain Bear to tell you this.