Punk jokes
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
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I am the joker that makes a kid’s day better
I am the boi that punks you
I am J. Ester!
Ps: you got j. ester’d