Punk jokes

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme."

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

Why are feminists always against men?

Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.