Punk jokes

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme."

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.