Education jokes
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.