Education jokes
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh câmon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think youâre dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad youâre standing alone.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Memes
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... đ¨
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didnât have parents to pay for it.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didnât pick him up.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Games
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I like school.