My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Education Jokes
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Games
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I like school.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
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How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
