Education jokes
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
Memes
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh câmon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think youâre dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad youâre standing alone.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... đ¨
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didnât have parents to pay for it.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
What does e equal?
I donât know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!