Pansexual Son's Football Insult

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about soccer stars, right? So, "Pessi" is actually Lionel Messi, a famous player who some people think gets carried by his teammates, like Iniesta and Neymar. "Mickey Mouse UCL" is a diss, saying Messi's Champions League wins don't count or are somehow less impressive. Get it now, Einstein?

Comments (1)

That guy

4 years ago

No you're just a shit parent

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