My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Pansexual Son's Football Insult
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about soccer stars, right? So, "Pessi" is actually Lionel Messi, a famous player who some people think gets carried by his teammates, like Iniesta and Neymar. "Mickey Mouse UCL" is a diss, saying Messi's Champions League wins don't count or are somehow less impressive. Get it now, Einstein?
That guy
No you're just a shit parent