Education jokes
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Memes
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.