Education jokes
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
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How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Games
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.