Education jokes
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.