Education jokes
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
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Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
I like school.
Games
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?