Education jokes
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
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At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.