Newcastle Metro Payment

  • Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that you HAVE to pay cash because there's no other option. The public transportation system is obviously old and busted and hasn't caught up with modern payment methods. Now go back to playing in traffic, dummy!

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