Economy jokes
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Capitalism.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store? She called for a price check.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.