Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Gan cube prices?
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
I suffered The Great Depression.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
