Economy jokes
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
Memes
Worst punishment of all
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Gan cube prices?
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.