Chinese person jokes
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
China.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
