Chinese person jokes
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
China.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
