Chinese person jokes
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."