Chinese person

Chinese Person Jokes

Chinese

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Chinese

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

Baseball

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

Difference

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Son

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

Panda

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

Name

How do you name a Chinese person?

You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

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