Economy jokes
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Memes
Me after hearing
The belt broke.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!