Economy jokes
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.