Economy jokes
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Memes
Me after hearing
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
The belt broke.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!