Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Economy Jokes
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
The belt broke.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
