Economy jokes
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
The belt broke.