Economy jokes
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
ASDA.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.