Economy jokes
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
The belt broke.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.