Economy jokes
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!