What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
