Economy jokes
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
I suffered The Great Depression.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.