Economy jokes
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
China.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.