Economy jokes
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store? She called for a price check.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.