The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Unemployment Jokes
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
