Unemployment

Unemployment Jokes

Part

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Aquarium

You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Depression

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

President

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

Website

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.