Unemployment jokes

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.

What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

Get a fucking job.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?

He made no cents.

I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.

You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

Unemployed.

A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"

The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.

"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"

"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.

When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."

And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.

I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.