Unemployment jokes

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.

What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

Get a fucking job.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?

He made no cents.

I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.

You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.

When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."

And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

Unemployed.

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!

What’s long and black?

The line at the unemployment office.

How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?

Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.