Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
