Economy jokes
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
ASDA.