Economy jokes

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?

Answer: Hungary

I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?

They lower you.

Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised.

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

Why are Egyptian gods orphans?

Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

Homeless people live on rocks.

Non-homeless people live in rocks.

The belt broke.

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.