Economy jokes
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Memes
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
150,000$
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.