Economy jokes
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"