Economy jokes
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."