Economy jokes
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Memes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.