Economy jokes
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.