Economy jokes

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.

Usually I just use tissues.

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."

LOL

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We're closed."

Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.

H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?

W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.

*Later that day*

W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?

H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."

What do you call a rich Chinese child?

"Ching Ching..."

What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.