Economy jokes
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."