The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
