Economy jokes
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.