Economy jokes
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
Solve world hunger: $10 My paycheck: $10 US Government:
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?