Economy jokes
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Gan cube prices?
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Kobi shops at Aldi.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
The belt broke.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.