Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
The belt broke.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
