Economy jokes

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.

Usually I just use tissues.

My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."

LOL

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We're closed."

Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?

W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.

*Later that day*

W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?

H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?

He can't afford a family pack.

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.